Starcraft II Is Neither Starry Nor Crafty

Well, at least as according to the first two minutes of the game’s opening cinematics, as recorded at last weekend’s Blizzcon. As I’ve frequently confessed, I’m no PC gamer, so all I call tell you is that there’s some rocks and something that’s not quite a lightsaber and some fighting and some saving or destroying and blah blah blah, whatever. If you need me, I’ll be looking up the strategy guide for Lego Batman, as games designed for 10-year-olds are slightly past my skill level.