Vampire: The Masquerade + One Tree Hill x Emo Bangs = Twilight

Twilight HD Exclusive Trailer

The trailer for the Twilight movie debuted last night?caution: may induce vomiting. If I had a teenage daughter, I’d rather her be a stripper than a Twilight fan. At least she’d never have to hear any of her customers say tripe like “You are my life now.”