Finally, a Baroness Figure I’m Not Attracted To

HissTank has been uncovering scores of G.I. Joe movie toys recently, including the above pic of the Baroness figure. She’s incredibly articulated for a 3 3/4-inch figure, and frankly, I think the sculpting on the body is pretty great, although I’m not a huge fan of the needlessly detailed outfit itself. But that face! THAT’S A DUDE. ARRRRGGH.

No thank you. Adding insult to injury, “her” smug smirk mocks all of us poor nerds who just want to have lascivious thoughts about getting whipped by a hot foreign lady wearing leather. See more pics of the Baroness and Breaker over at HissTank, by the way,