MUSCLE Men Will @#$% Important Files from Your Computer
Remember M.U.S.C.L.E.? Those little pink wrestler figures–of which there were thousands–from the ’80s? Some of you surely know that M.U.S.C.L.E. was based on a Japanese anime/manga called Kinnikuman, and a portion of those people might know that Kinnikuman was often borderline obscene, which is part of the reason the series is still so damn popular in Japan. I’m not sure that totally explains why Japan has made these Kinnikuman USB drives which have them fucking your computer in order to save and transport important files, but since Kinnikuman shit his pants on a pretty regular basis (and basically shit in the face of the wrestler whose head was a toilet bowl, which did in fact defeat him), this is probably the best we could hope for. (Via Gizmodo)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.