Voldo Busts an Incredibly Disturbing Groove

Although I didn’t know there had been a whole series of fan video where Voldo–the blind, Italian, S&M freak of the Soul Calibur fighting game series–danced to various tunes, I just kind of subconsciously assumed they existed. So I wasn’t really surprised to see this impressive video of two Voldos (Voldi?) dancing to Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” on Kotaku, but I couldn’t resist sharing it. A warning–a large portion of this video features hardcore Voldo-on-Voldo humping action. Please make sure all children have left the room and you wait at least two hours after eating before hitting play.