The Great Taste of Japanese Schoolgirls

I don’t think the Bible says anything explicitly about sodas referencing Japanese high school girls getting violated by aliens/demons/demonic aliens signaling the end of times, put it probably should have. Still, since it doesn’t, Tentacle Grape soda–which bills itself as “the hentai soda,” as if that were at all an appealing thing–gets a free pass. Besides the whole tentacle rape theme, the drink is also noteworthy because I think it’s one of the few beverages you have to pre-order, at $16 for a six-pack, which you can do here. Hey, getting tentacles to perform illegal and immoral acts ain’t cheap–although my worry is when the company decides to add another flavor. (Via Japanator)