The Great Taste of Japanese Schoolgirls
I don’t think the Bible says anything explicitly about sodas referencing Japanese high school girls getting violated by aliens/demons/demonic aliens signaling the end of times, put it probably should have. Still, since it doesn’t, Tentacle Grape soda–which bills itself as “the hentai soda,” as if that were at all an appealing thing–gets a free pass. Besides the whole tentacle rape theme, the drink is also noteworthy because I think it’s one of the few beverages you have to pre-order, at $16 for a six-pack, which you can do here. Hey, getting tentacles to perform illegal and immoral acts ain’t cheap–although my worry is when the company decides to add another flavor. (Via Japanator)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.