Final Crisis Finally Gets Final
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The seventh and final issue of Final Crisis comes out today, and while I’d like to give you some kind of huge spoiler from it, I’ve been scouring the internet highway all morning, and I can’t for the life of me figure out what the fuck happened. So instead, enjoy this page, courtesy of a five-page preview from Newsarama (conservatives, don’t freak out — this is an alternative universe Supes, natch). If any of you Topless Roboteers bought the issue and think you can explain what happened without your or our heads exploding, please do so in the comments.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.