Movies, Toys

This Is Not the G.I. Joe Movie Poster


Instead, it’s a promo poster from some international toy fairs grabbed by HissTank. You can see Hasbro has decided to focus on the character in the movie that looks most like his toy/cartoon counterpart. Notably not featured:
? Snake Eyes’ molded in lips
? Storm Shadow’s bitchin’ sneakers
? The “Accelerator” suits
? A Wayans brother
? Duke, Cobra Commander and Baroness hanging out together as little kids in a sandbox or something

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.