World’s 893rd Greatest Detective

Okay, let me get this straight, Batman: Arkham Asylum game. You’re Batman. You find the Joker, who bizarrely gives up without a fight. You take him to Arkham Asylum and you’re surprised when it turns out to be an elaborate trap? For shame, Batman — for shame. I suppose there are two reasons for this: 1) having that massive body is preventing the proper blood flow to the Michael Keaton-esque tiny Batman head on top of it, or 2) more likely, Batman has other videogames on his mind.