Don’t Bite the Hand That Feeds You, Especially If That Hand Has a Teleporter
Thanks to Evil Monkey Pope for showing me this trailer for Filler, a homemade sci-fi/horror flick about an evil scientist who has a device which can teleport food directly into people’s stomachs. What? That doesn’t sound evil? Well, imagine if suddenly had a whole pineapple beamed directly into your stomach — you’d scream like a girl, and then you’d die. So yeah, it is pretty evil. Other than that, I know nothing about this, other than it’s significantly awesome.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.