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Some Mutants Are Getting Chronicled or Something



So I got this press release for something called Mutant Chronicles, which sounds exactly like some Sci-Fi Channel original movie starring Ron Perlman and Thomas Jane, but turns out is an original movie for HDNet with much better special effects… starring Ron Perlman, Thomas Jane and John Malkovich.

In the year 2707, war rages between earth’s four giant corporations as they battle over the planet’s dwindling resources. In an era marked by warfare and social regression, the earth is on the verge of ruin, destruction is everywhere; battles explode on every ravaged continent.

Amidst heavy combat, an errant shell shatters an ancient buried seal releasing a horrific mutant army from its eternal prison deep within the earth. As the mutant scourge threatens human extinction, a single squad of soldiers descends into the earth to fulfill the ages-old prophesy of the MUTANT CHRONICLES and save mankind.

Well, that’ll happen. Honestly, I’ve watched this trailer about six times and I still have no idea which ones are the mutants. However, it does have Ron Perlman swinging a samurai sword, and sometimes, that’s all I need.