Super Bowl Super Trailer-Rama Part II: Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

I hate to say it, but the Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen trailer was my favorite of the night. A couple sides of The Beef, a shot of Megan Fox, and the rest was just robots smashing things. If the actual movie ends up at all like that, I’ll be pleasantly surprised, although I would like to point out to Michael Bay that that specifically means robots smashing stuff, and not accidentally stepping on small dogs or urinating on John Turturro. Of course, it looks like the robot-on-robot-action will still be filmed in Epileptic-Cam with Obscur-o-Vision, but it least looked okay in the trailer.

Thought: I’m really annoyed by Ravage, or whoever the robotic panther is, just as I was by Scorponok in the first film. “We’re on Earth, we can transform, and we want to blend in. Everyone’s choosing cars or planes. I know! I’ll turn into a GIANT ROBOT PANTHER. No one will suspect a thing!”

Other thought: Whoever that big-ass Transformer at the end is…why is he riding a unicycle? Should I even ask what Earth vehicle form would possibly have one tire that big? Yeah, I didn’t think so.