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Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Rock Melon

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Dr. Hideto Tomabechi has been studying sounds and their ability to mentally and emotionally change a person. He was hired by the Japanese police force to de-program members of the Aum Shunrikyo cult using his techniques after the 1995 sarin gas attacks. Now, he believes that sounds can physically change people, and has devised a test to see if his theory is true: Rock Melon. A cellphone ring tone, which, if a woman listens to it regularly…

…MAKES THEIR BREASTS BIGGER.

Of course. I’m not really sure if the good doctor has any other ideas for his theory, or if this is the whole plan — it’s pretty plausible he just wants to make the chests of his countrywomen bigger, which I think would get him crowned emperor by his fellow countrymen. Now, the video actually shows a trial subject getting tested; it’s safe for work, but I don’t want to spoil the incredible outcome. (Via Danny Choo

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