Okay, Hot Toys Is Getting Absurd

Nothing. No jokes about Hot Toys selling their souls to Satan or being aliens which toy sculpting technology infinitely more advanced than anything we have on Earth. Just look at this new Dark Knight Joker figure — the first in their Movie Masterpiece Deluxe line — and be awed with me. I don’t know that I can even articulate how it looks more realistic than their already terrifyingly realistic first Joker figure, but it does. And look at all the shit it comes with:

But that’s not even the really scary part. Look back up at the first picture, then look at this one:

Notice anything? Like, maybe, how the eyes are looking in different directions?

Toys is proud to announce our brand new product line – MMS DX (Movie
Masterpiece Deluxe), featuring a newly developed technique on the eyes
of our collectible – Parallel Eyeball Rolling System (PERS) with
Colored Translucent Iris. …
PERS is a brand new technique applies to Hot Toys MMSDX figurines, special features include:
? Unique designed eyeballs with colored translucent Iris
? Simultaneous Positionable Eyeball Function
? Works in all direction, as natural as human eyes

…yeah. so basically, Hot Toys has made an action figure than can look at you no matter where you are.

Forget about Skynet. Hot Toys is where the robot uprising begins. But at least we’ll get some sweet-ass toys out of it along the way to our eventual extinction. (Via Action-Figure)