Alan Moore Reads Your Kids a Bedtime Story

This is Alan Moore reading Rorschach’s journal from Watchmen the way it was meant to be read — i.e., in the most terrifying way possible. But now all I can think about is if Alan Moore wrote, or even starred in, those Babysitters’ Club books. Think he’d turn them just into Lost Girls-style child porn, or would the babysitters simply sacrifice their charges to that crazy-ass snake god Moore worships? Probably both, right? (Via I Heart Chaos)