G.I. Joe: Resolute Reminder and Mini-Review

Guys, I am exhausted after today’s FFF. So this is going to be short and sweet — either plan on staying home tomorrow night or setting your DVRs, because the Warren Ellis-scripted G.I. Joe: Resolute cartoon airs tomorrow at midnight (EST) on Adult Swim.

Most or all of the whole damn thing has come online — you can watch them at — this very second, and they are fucking awesome. Seriously. You know how we all complain that so-and-so raped our childhoods? Well, this is the exact opposite. I used this line in my Twitter, but I stand by it — G.I. Joe: Resolute is like Warren Ellis made tender, passionate love to our childhoods, and he had an enormous dick. If you don’t believe me, watch episode 2 of Resolute above. If you still don’t agree, then I weep for you.

Oh, Iron Man: Adolescent Adventures or whatever the hell it’s called premieres on NickToons tonight at 7 pm.