The Wolverine Movie You Pirated Is the Wolverine Movie You Get
If you’re one of the billion or so people who saw that illegal copy of the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie, you may be shocked to learn that Fox lied to you — because despite the studio’s claims that the work print was not the final cut and was missing 10 minutes of additional footage, it seems that in reality the bootleg was the finished cut (still minus effects).
Yeah, I know! A studio lied to people who illegally downloaded their movie to get them to pay for a ticket! I’m shocked and appalled, I am. Why, if I didn’t know for certain that Fox was handling the Marvel characters with the utmost care for authenticity and that the fans who watched the pirated version are all going to buy tickets, whether they enjoyed the movie or not, just on principle, I just don’t know how I would continue to function. Possibly by eating the official X-Men Origins: Wolverine pizza from Papa John’s!
It’s an extra-large pizza with no toppings and a pound of cheese on it. Please feel free to draw your own conclusions in the comments.