Turtles Really Do Live Forever, Ninja or Otherwise

Variety has announced that the Mirage Group (owners of TMNT) has announced a new, live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film for 2011. Unlike the last one, which was all CG and produced by John Woo, this will be live-action for reasons I don’t understand. In related news, Vanilla Ice, a certain fan fic writer and porn star April O’Neil have their hopes inappropriately up.