An Alien Re-make? Are You @#$%ing $#&*ing Me?

We’ve all bitched about unnecessary movie remakes here, but I’m not even mad about the news that some jackass over at Fox plans on remaking Ridley Scott’s masterpiece Alien — I’m just baffled. You’re not going to have more talent involved. Even with today’s CG, you’re not going to have better effects. Not that I would at all condone a remake of Casablanca, but at least you could argue that that movie could be updated to modern times — but you can’t fucking do that with a science fiction movie set way in the future. So what will the result be? A pile of shit that in no way matches up the original, nor ever could. (Via Bloody-Disgusting)