Movies, Video Games

The Rambo Game of Our Dreams


So Sega can’t make a decent Sonic the Hedgehog game to save their lives. No matter. Because they still, occasionally, churn out mind-shatteringly awesome arcade games once in a while, like this all-new, only-in-Japan Rambo shooting game. Why they made it now?a year after the fourth movie, which was mildly if pleasantly received?but fuck it, because you get to shoot exploding arrows at bad guys. Apparently, the game features a Rambo anger system which, when maxed out, allows you to kill as easy as breathing, which is pretty goddamn easy. I’d pray for this to come to American arcades, but since there are only like sic of those left in the continental United States, I’ll have to settle for praying for it to come to my local megaplex theater chain. And now I made myself sad. Check out Kotaku for a bevy of screenshots and the awesome logo.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.