? The exceedingly creepy segway instructor spanks his female students with a paddle
? The lightsaber instructor “Master Flynn” — our old buddy of the ill-advised lightsaber exercise routine — declaring that there’s a “move” called a “Flynn” which is named after him
? …and that move is just two people waving their goddamn lightsabers up and down like kids have been doing with lightsaber for three decades, and with sticks for millennia
And thus, a potentially fun act of nerdery has been rendered unperformable except by enormous fucking doucebags. Guess I’ll go back to drinking and hating! Whee!