R2D2’s New Woman Is a Filthy Slut

“Wait a second, Artoo. That’s your new girlfriend? Well, let me tell you a little something about her. She constantly lets groups of ?big, sweaty firemen ‘attach their hoses’ to her so they can ‘make her spray.’ I’m not talking about one fireman, Artoo — I’m talking about 3 or 4… at the same time. Then they take her sweet juices and put out their fires, if you know what I mean. Heck, sometimes, they ‘open her up’ for the neighborhood kids to play with. It’s disgusting! I’m fluent in over six million forms of communication, and even I think the best word to describe her is ‘ho-bag.'” (Via /Film)