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I can’t decide if this Dark Knight Batman motorcyle outfit is the nerdiest thing ever, or the most badass. Either way, it’s certainly complete — it contains the jacket, pants, boots and gloves. And it’ll protext your ass from falling off your Honda or, I imagine, a gang of thugs, assuming they’re not-too-strong and easily distracted. Made by Universal Designs, the outfit is made of…

? Strong Cordura Mesh Base with Heavy-duty 4 way stretch Spandex inserts.
? Removable CE Approved Body Armor in both Jacket and Pants
? Highly detailed, removable lightweight interior lining
? Form Molded Leather and Kevlar Armor Sectons
? Made from Quality Tanned Cow Hides

Don’t worry; they were evil cows that were planning on poisoning Gotham’s water supply. Thanks to Esahn for the tip.