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Iron Man 2 Update: Paltrow Is Not Iron Maiden, But Rourke Is Insane


So some of you guys helpfully figured out that that Gwyneth Paltrow pic was from an old issue of Vogue magazine, and thus has no bearing on the film. Topless Robot apologizes for the error; I’m not sure how or why it started making the nerd rounds as news yesterday. So please, take this absolutely insane tale of Mickey Rourke on the IM2 set as an apology:

Rourke, for his part, wanted to instill some lightness into the role. “I
told Favreau, ‘I don’t want to just play him as a one-dimensional
p—,'” he says. “He let me have a cockatoo, who I talk to and get drunk
with while I’m making my suit.”
[EW via FilmDrunk]

Wow. Just… wow. You know, I really wonder if that’s how it. It seems just as likely that Rourke went up to director Jon Favreau and said he’d eat his eyeballs if someone didn’t bring him a cockatoo immediately. Or, that Rourke was already drunk and muttering to himself during his scenes, so Favreau had to put something in for Rourke to be talking to other than his DTs. I understand this is a weird addition to the Whiplash character, but c’mon — I can honestly say I think most B- and C-list villains would be improved immensely if they each had their own birds.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.