The Greatest Bed in the Galaxy

Look, I’m not going to make my normal joke here, because this thing just fucking shatters the scales of awesomeness. No jokes, this is the greatest bed I have ever, ever seen, and I think I would literally kill a man to have been able to sleep in it during my childhood — and probably now, too. All I truly know is that if this kid ever has consensual sex on this bed, he wins everything forever. He will be crowned king of the nerds, and we will all be blessed under his rule. (Via Gizmodo)