This Dude Is WORKED UP About his Song’s Inclusion in the Dragonball: Evolution Soundtrack
Let’s see here. An utterly generic dance number? Check. Random, depressing footage from the movie inserted randomly throughout the video? Check. Mildly attractive but utterly indifferent models swaying half-heartedly while the singer tries to vomit his charisma all over the camera? Check. Nothing that makes any sense, nor creates any kind of appeal for the song, the singer, or the movie? Check and mate. And thus, we have the perfect song and music video for the masterpiece of crappiness that was Dragonball: Evolution. Well done, Brian Anthony. Well done indeed.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.