Toadworth’s Elite Goomba-Killing Unit

You might have seen this mash-up of the Inglourious Basterds trailer and Super Mario already this weekend; if not, it’s a lot of what you would expect. But between Mario’s high-pitched “Let’s go!”, a few well-placed sound effects, and Toadworth’s talking about the violence they’ll be inflicting with the tails of their Tanooki suits… well, it won over my coal-like black heart, and I imagine it’ll do the same for you. At the very least, it’s far more enjoyable than dealing with the Topless Robot back-end, Firefox and perhaps the entire internet in general, since they all seem to be falling apart today. I’m off to drink until I forgoty how aggravating it’s all been. Grr.