Iron Man 2 Looks Awesome, Inane, Annoying

But that might be because it’s Entertainment Tonight‘s 5-minute behind-the-scenes look at Iron Man 2. Let me break the video down for you: You’ve got two minutes of the Tony Stark at the racetrack where he first meets — and is attacked by — Whiplash, which includes a lot of exploding cars. Awesome. Then you have two minutes of ET covering the “love triangle” of Downey/Stark, Pepper/Paltrow and Black Widow/Scarlett Johansson, which is done at maximum inanity with the reporters asking for the fluffiest, softball quotes that a human can possibly give. Then, finally, it’s one minute of Gwyneth Paltrow talking about her kids like anyone gives a shit. It’s annoying. So if you cut the video off after two minutes or so, I won’t blame you in the least.