Guitar Heroes, Soccer Heroes, or Just Bastards?

I’m leaning towards the latter, because I don’t think it’s fair that people should be allowed to be very good a sport but also good at nerdy stuff. That’s totally unfair to the many, many nerds without any discernible mainstream skills, and we have enough trouble finding and wooing nerdy girls ourselves without European football players — who have no trouble generally attracting non-nerdy girls, it must be pointed out — that can also play Guitar Hero on a massive warehouse wall poaching our chicks, too. (Via I Heart Chaos)