Movie Trifecta: Transformers 3, Resident Evil 4, The A-Team


? I have infinitely sad news to report — Michael Bay has started work on Transformers 3 today. Apparently he’s in Rhode Island, meeting with Hasbro about new Transformers for the flick, like maybe a yellow Transformer with slanty eyes and big buck teeth named Ching Chong Chang who turns into a rickshaw, and if he can put an uncircumcised Transformer penis  on Bruticus. Also, the movie has been moved up from July 2012 to July 2011 in order to hasten my inevitable death by alcohol poisoning. Bleh. (Via /Film)

? For reasons unknown, there is going to be a Resident Evil 4 movie. I wouldn’t even mention it except that Prison Break‘s Wentworth Miller has been hired to play an honest-to-Capcom actual Resident Evil character, Chris Redfield, which isn’t even close to getting to me to go see it. Also, I had forgotten that Heroes‘ Ali Larter had played Claire Redfield in the second movie, so now I have a while new reason to hate the franchise. (Via Has Boobs Reads Comics)

? FilmDrunk has pics of the new Hannibal, Face and B.A. Baracus from the upcoming A-Team movie. Bradley Cooper just looks like Bradley Cooper, the bald and bearded Quinton “Rampage” Jackson looks a lot like Mr. T to me, which makes me feel like a racist, but Liam Neeson with short gray hair just freaks me the fuck out.