Nerdery, Toys

Our Optimus, Who Art with Primus


Hallowed be his Matrix of Leadership! Note: Like most amazing nerd pics I post here on Topless Robot, this was stolen from found by that highly competent bastard Great White Snark, who — through entire minutes of research — couldn’t tell if the window was real or not. I can’t be bothered to proofread my posts, let alone do research, so I can’t add anything to the argument. But I say its authenticity isn’t importantv– it’s how we worship Optimus in our hearts that really matters, right?

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.