Jonah Hex Casts a Spell on Me
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?Look at him, from this now promotional shot from the movie! That manly chin! His rough stubble! His horrific scarring on the left side of his face! Why, anyone would swoon as long as they have a penchant for disgusting disfigurements. Seriously, he’s looking pretty good. I wish I could see if he has his crazy eye, but since they went ahead and gave him the scars, I going to assume he does. Not much sense in having one without the other, although sillier things have happened in comic movies. I guess we’ll find out for sure when Jonah Hex rides on June 18th next year. (Via Geeks of Doom)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.