Tom Hanks Makes His Attack Roll

…but he fails his Saving Throw Against Being Fucking Insane. Above is a clip from an early Hanks movie called Mazes and Monsters, which cheerfully illustrated how Dungeons & Dragons-type games inevitably drive kids insane, and makes them kill, er… innocent thugs who are only trying to mug them. Almost all the other clips from the film are this wonderfully stupid, although the movie does culminate with Hanks trying to get to the World Trade Center so he can jump off it, because he thinks it’s some kind of magic tower or something. Good thing his friends care enough to stop him. My friends would still be arguing about how to divvy up my loot, the bastards.