Against All Reason, Muscle March Is Coming to America

I already told you guys about Muscle March, the WiiWare game starring bodybuilders in speedos, a polar bear in a diaper, and so on, as they run through walls in various bodybuilding poses. This game was impossibly Japanese, so I never dreamed of it coming to America… but I was wrong. Bandai Namco is bringing it out the the U.S. Wiiware library, apparently. Why? I don’t know. Whether you find the premise hilarious and awesome or not, it’s clearly not that deep a game, and I have my severe doubts about the Wii controllers ability to match the poses in time. Most of all, it seems like Bandai Namco is just setting itself up to become a Fox News special report on how videogames are giving American children “teh gay.”