Breaking! The First Picture from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Will Blow Your Mind!
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?Unless, of course, you had a hunch that Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson would reprise their roles for the film, or that they would choose not to have mohawks or facial tattoos during filming. For fuck’s sake. It’s Harry, Ron and Hermione, looking like they’ve always fucking looked. I don’t know which pisses me off more, the fact that the studio released the world’s most boring pic as a preview — why even bother? — or that so many sites are acting like it’s even slightly interesting. Oh, and please don’t believe the Daniel Radcliffe nude scene rumor; it was stupid the first time and instantly debunked, I don’t know why it’s resurfacing again. Like Warner Bros. is going to give biggest kids movie franchise an R rating for no good reason.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.