Seriously, Lost, WHAT THE @#$% (Updated)

Warning: This video you’re about to see is profoundly fucked up. Now, it is on YouTube and it’s (theoretically) a Lost promo, so it’s not like it’s got hardcore sex or graphic disembowelments or anything. But… well… see…. uh… FUCK IT, IT’S RAINING DEAD POLAR BEARS.

HOLY. FUCKING. FUCKCLOSETS. That is some fucking graphic polar bear rain, and it freaks me right the fuck out. Seriously, it’s so disturbing I don’t think I can watch it again — and I also have to wonder if it’s a genuine promo. I mean, I can easily imagine the Lost writers sitting around a table, doing lines of coke off of palm tree fronds and saying “Dude! We should have it rain polar bears in the season 6 promo!” That’s their job. But it’s also the job of ABC’s executives to say “No, we’re not going to run a commercial where dead fucking polar bears are dropped from the sky and visibly land on the surface because that is too fucking terrifying.”

Update: Thanks to many of the commenters, it’s been revealed that this is just a terrifying anti- global warming commercial, re-edited. I’m actually relieved to know it’s not legit. Bleh.