Spike Your Eggnog, Because the TMNT Are Caroling

If anyone wants to write a holiday cartoon, titled “How This Awful Fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Video of Them Singing ‘Deck the Halls’ Ruined Christmas, Not Just Once But Forever”… well, I’ll help produce. Goddammit. For the first 14 seconds, I thought I had accidentally stumbled into a clip of Jersey Shore. I don’t know if that would have been better or worse, frankly.