Whatever you’ve gotten or are getting for Christmas this season (and man, I hope it isn’t canned goods) just throw it away. Put it right in the trash. Because it’s not going to be this I-Sobot programmable toy robot, and the incredible homemade arsenal it wields. This video of five minutes of the I-Sobot just kicking styrofoam cup and plastic toy dinosaur ass. I mean, it starts out amazing when he fires the bow and arrow without even looking at the target, but by the time the sniper rifle and the interceptor missile came around, I was weeping with joy, just to know it exists and that I saw it in action, but also sadness, because I know that I will personally never own this, the greatest toy of all time. Infinite thanks to Clarence for the tip.