Well, This Seems Like a Good Idea
Darth Vader opened trading at the New York Stock Exchange on December 22nd. Now, as always, I don’t want this to turn into a political forum, SO DON’T. SERIOUSLY. However, given that our economy is in the shitter, it’s asking Darth Vader to open trading like asking a tiger if he can babysit your kids? Your stock market/money/economy-altered Star Wars quotes are welcome in the comments. I’ll start you out: “No, Luke. I am your broker.”
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.