Geek Apparel of the Week: Sunglasses Yoda
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?Do you enjoy tequila? Do you like to shack that ass? Are you drunk as fuck? Do you believe ” the girls must be hoes like these bitches up hear because with hoes you dont feel love for them”? Then you’re probably Yoda, you’re drunk as fuck, and you have no need for this shirt. But just in case you’re not, Sunglasses Yoda is over at 80sTees for $20. Yes, to anyone who doesn’t know the legendary tale of “Yoda and Tequila” you’d look a nerd who owns a shirt with Yoda wearing sunglasses on it. But your fellow Topless Roboteers would know that like Master Yoda, you like to “drink alot of tequila, do crazy shit and have sex with girls.” Nothing wrong with that.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.