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?When Chris was filling in for me yesterday, he mentioned NECA’s Jonah Hex movie figures, but onky in terms of Josh Brolin’s grodey-to-the-max face. Why he decided to discuss that and not the above figure of Old West prostitute played by Megan Fox is a question best left to the philosophers. Even if you hate Fox (I don’t, for the record; she’s not Streep, but in her specific range I think she can be good) surely you have to admit this figure is amazing. I think we’re looking at the Most Masturbated To figure of 2010, people (non-Japanese category, of course). (Via ToyNewsI)
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