Your LARPing Is Lame

Unless you’re LARPing with these guys:

Holy fuck. After about a minute, when I thought things were getting a little too weird, things suddenly got really weird and I couldn’t turn my head. Now, supposedly this is a Spanish game show — any Topless Roboteers in foreign lands who can help us with this would be greatly appreciated — but why the fantasy bent? Moreover, why the frog licking? The dancing midgets? What’s with the weird orc guy who prances about? Is that girl crying? I think I’m going to grab a bottle of scotch +4 and see if I can make a saving throw to forget this little nightmare.