“A Galactic Empire State of Mind”

The four kajillion of you guys who sent me this probably figured out that I was saving it for the end of the day; I mean, I love Star Wars and nerdy rap, but this is pretty special besides. Not only is it a pretty decent song by itself — always a plus — there’s the following:

? Each original trilogy movie gets a verse
? Leia plays Max Rebo’s piano thing
? Rebel pilots and Stormtroopers bust a few moves
? Leia’s obvious but still funny DJ headphones
? Ewoks which somehow manage to be more disturbing that actual Ewoks
? Slave Leia
? “Daddy power activate.”

If you want to check out the full lyrics, head here — I highly recommend it. At the very least to take your mind off those Ewoks.