Cylons Are Pedophiles

Look, I understand this troubled little girl is actually leading them on, what with her come-hither looks, her gallivanting about, singing about how she wants a “Robot Man” and her lingering — and wholly inappropriate — kisses. But robots are not supposed to act upon these things. It’s a good thing Chris Hansen had a shitty original Starbuck costume, or this little lady would be in real trouble. Thanks to Baltin for the tip.