Admiral Ackbar: The Toilet
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?Alas, this is something you cannot buy. It’s a piece by Brendon Phillips, the guy who made that awesome Mega Man hoodie that made the rounds a few weeks ago. While shitting into the mouth an honored admiral of the Rebel Alliance may be appealing to you Imperial sympathizers, I’m not so excited about the prospect. Although I do admit if it could yell “Our cruisers can’t repel firepower of that magnitude!” whenever I dropped a deuce I would immediately change my mind. Thanks to damask for the tip. (Via Geekologie)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.