Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is probably old news for some of you, but it’s somehow the first I’ve heard it of it — He-Man Whisky exists.
?I could not be more astounded if “Also Spake Zarathustra” was playing. It’s an Indian whiskey, which admits makes my booze-soaked soul uneasy (India makes whiskey? Since when?) and it’s clearly unlicensed (ya think?) but it has a picture of He-Man on it, so my concerns are instantly negated. Topless Robot readers, please, please, please if you know how to get your hands on this stuff, let me know at toplessrobot(at)gmail(dot)com. Drinking it is clearly the next stage in my evolution. I have no doubt that with a single drink I can throw a bone in the air and make it turn into a spaceship. Thanks to Chris W. for shining this light into my life.