Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Mega-Toilet

I have gone on record as being for Japanese toilets in general, and their washlet function — a small water sprayer that cleans your butt far more effectively than toilet paper ever could — in specific. I understand many folks think the idea of getting anally power-washed is weird, but I’d suggest trying to clean your asshole with dry paper is far weirder (think about it — if your pet shits on the floor, do you try and clean it up with nothing but paper towels? Of course not).  I wish they’d catch on here.

I bring this up because the Japanese TV show Toribia no Izumi performed an experiment recently… and that being what would happen to a person if a normal toilet washlet was replaced with a fucking fire hose. They got a toilet, a local fire department and a mannequin of a young boy, put it all together, and this is the result:

I’m not going to lie; I think I could watch that dummy get shot off the toilet forever. And no, I have no fucking clue what the dude in the creepy moose-man outfit is supposed to be. (Via Japan Probe)