I kind of hate how much I don’t mind The Sorcerer’s Apprenctice. There’s nothing about it that seems like it should be good, but this new trailer snuck out a few weeks ago, and I’ll be damned if it still don’t look far more fun than it probably should — I feel like my bastard/critic/asshole gland is on the fritz or something. But seriously, would it kill them to show a goddamned walking broom or two? Just to let us know they give a shit about the original? They don’t, though, do they? Fuck.