French Iron Man 2 Featurette with Bonus Thor Stupidity

Okay. Let’s consider this post entirely about a new Iron Man 2 featurette, with some cool behind-the-scenes stuff, a nice shot of Scarlet Johahnsson and her breasts, and a bit of new footage from the movie. That’s fine. All good. Now to the stupidity. People are saying that there’s a cameo by Thor in the Monaco prison scene, of the bearded dude getting his mug shot taken while Stark walks by — or there will be a Thor cameo in the finished scene. I don’t believe it — I hate that I’m even wasting my utterly unprecious time by writing about it — but goddamn it.

THE CASE FOR:
? This featurette came out yesterday, not today.
? The camera does seem to linger slightly on the bearded dude, as if he’s worth noting for some reason, and I can’t imagine what else it would be.

THE CASE AGAINST
? It’s April fucking Fool’s Day, and one day doesn’t make that much of a difference.
? Why the fuck would Thor or Donald Blake be in a Monaco jail.
? The knuckleknobs at Comic Book Movie are the ones who claim to have gotten the “scoop,” and you know how that usually ends.
? Even if it is a cameo, right now it’s about five frames of a bearded dude out of focus in the back of a shot. IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER UNTIL WE CAN ACTUALLY SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. IF IT’S EVEN A REAL CAMEO. AAAAAA I HATE FUCKING APRIL FOOL’S DAY.