You Owe G.I. Joe $80
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?I know Topless Robot has shown off the G.I. Joe: Resolute figures back during SDCC (well, some of them), but given the totally justified love for the cartoon, I figured the fact that you can now pre-order the figures is plenty newsworthy. As you can see, the set comes with (left to right, top row): Storm Shadow, Cobra
Trooper, Firefly, Cobra Commander, Zartan, Baroness, (bottom row) Beachhead, Flint, Duke, Snake
Eyes, Stalker, Scarlett, and Roadblock — they’re due out in September, and for $80 for all 14, that’s less than $6 a figure, not bad nowadays. Frankly, that Destro figure is worth like $50 by himself, so the other 13 figures are just gravy.